Allow yourself to be introduced to what will forever be revered as the highest
point in your short pathetic life. This is the website of the one and only
brilliant evil mad scientist: Dr. Cerebrum (also occasionally referred to by
the alias: decapitatedDog) founder and leader of the world as we know it today.
The name of Dr. Cerebrum is one frequently heard in hushed whispers behind the
backs of millions. An unfortunate downside to this is that many suffer from
overexposure to the unique flavor of terror associated with the name. For this
reason, your lack of immediate suicide upon reading those words doesn't come off
as too surprising, but don't self-serve yourself any awards just yet, as you've
only begun to take the plunge into true psychosis.
Notable traits of the brilliant Dr. Cerebrum include:
having an IQ of 692, being fluent in every language ever known, having mastered
every style of martial arts (even those not yet within humanity’s grasp), and
currently stands as the sole clinician engineering the very fabric of chaos
itself. Those who oppose Dr. Cerebrum, and their attempts to access this webpage
are automatically documented and submitted to The Cabal of Six.
This webpage serves as the sole location in which the proper detailings of mad
scientistry undertaken and achieved, as well as archival of previous
accomplishments. In the past, Dr. Cerebrum has accomplished feats that world
leaders had once determined to be meaningless, though eventually, the revelation
that each action, regardless of initial impact, deeply rooted the seeds of
chaos into the very fabric of humanity
The bad doctor is known to hold a vast comprehension of computer engineering,
and social manipulation. The lunatic scientist of Wahnsinn is also very proficient
in robotics and gadgetry, utilizing all means of software to prototype weapons of
mass destruction which are begging for utilization. Dr. Cerebrum is also (N5) in the
Japanese language (N5)
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The viewer is advised to consume the contents of this website at their own peril: be warned that this domain is not for the faint of heart. Strong sensations of terror, fear, and anguish can and will be experienced, voluntarily or otherwise. Reading any and all words on this page serves as proof of consent that can and will stand against all forms of legal action.