Allow yourself to be introduced to what will forever be revered as the highest point in your short pathetic life. This is the website of the one and only brilliant evil mad scientist: Dr. Cerebrum (also occasionally referred to by the alias: decapitatedDog) founder, leader, and antagonizing force of the world as we know it today.

The name of Dr. Cerebrum is one rarely heard, even in hushed whispers behind closed doors, as even muttering it under one's breath may lead to suffering the unique flavor of terror only known to those whom fly too close to the sun. For these reasons, your lack immediate self suicide may award you a performative pat on the back, but brace yourself for impending chaos, as you've only begun to take the plunge into true psychosis.

Notable traits of the brilliant Dr. Cerebrum include: having an IQ of 692, being fluent in the whispers of madness, known, mastery of every form of martial art, and currently stands as the sole clinician: engineering the very fabric of chaos itself. Those who oppose The lunatic scientist of Wahnsinn, and their attempts to access this webpage are automatically documented and submitted as assumed allegiance to The Cabal of Six.

This webpage serves as the sole location in which the proper detailings of mad scientistry undertaken and achieved, as well as archival of previous accomplishments. In the past, Dr. Cerebrum has reached feats that world leaders had once determined to be meaningless, though eventually the revelation that each action-regardless of initial impact- deeply rooted the seeds of chaos into the very fabric of humanity.

The Good Doctor is known to hold a vast comprehension of social manipulation; utilizing a mind which is overwhelmingly proficient in robotics and gadgetry, manufacturing all means of WMDs which are begging for utilization. The true alliances of Dr. Cerebrum are unknown to those who are not within his most trusted ranks, though it's been said that even those who stand by his side are yet to be deemed safe; to be crushed and disgarded at Cerebrum's discretion.

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The viewer is advised to consume the contents of this website at their own peril: be warned that this domain is not for the faint of heart. Strong sensations of terror, fear, and anguish can and will be experienced, voluntarily or otherwise. Reading any and all words on this page serves as proof of consent that can and will stand against all forms of legal action.